It's the year of our Lord 2017. I'm only saying that because, by now, there are some things people should just know.
- Don't wear brown shoes with a black suit.
- Don't fake orgasms for men and have them out here thinking they're doing something.
- Don't wear white pants when you even think you might get your period unless you just want to tempt fate and bring it right on down, and;
- White People: DON'T LET YOUR N-WORDS FLY, EVER. I don't care if it's in the lyrics, I don't care if your black friends have never scolded you or dealt out appropriate and well-deserved open-handed slaps and uppercuts. Don't. Do. It.